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'I need two franks, three wieners and one hot dog.'

'A Term for the Wurst.'

Exported sausage

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Yeah, that's the face alright. But you say they still didn't give you the sausage?"

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

I married him for better or for wurst.'

A trio of local sausages.

Hammer and Sickle

"You are going to be very popular in the near future."

Flying sauces.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Source of Information

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Dog begging for a sausage

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Bangers and Mash

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Dijon Vu