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Frankfurters on a Bus

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

Dog begging for a sausage

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Bangers and Mash

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Hot dog warmer

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Wieners Sausages.

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Bed or breakfast.

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Farm-raised salmon visit the big city.

Woman walking sausage dog.

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

A trio of local sausages.