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"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Dog begging for a sausage

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Bangers and Mash

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Bed or breakfast.

A trio of local sausages.

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

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Woman walking sausage dog.

"Darned Copycats!"

I married him for better or for wurst.'

Sausage Guillotine