Sausage Enthusiasts Prints

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Sausages!

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Dog begging for a sausage

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Bangers and Mash

Wieners Sausages.

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

Bed or breakfast.

Sausage

Woman walking sausage dog.

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

Sen. Krupt. If they think watching sausage and laws being made is bad, they should see us tackle pork legislation!

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

A trio of local sausages.

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

"Today we're gonna find out what you're made of, Wienerschmidt!"