Sausage Dog Fan Prints

Hot dog warmer

No littering...

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Can I have a look at the map?

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

Sausages!

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

No Dogs.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Silly sausages

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Pets christmas tree

'Is he sitting?'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Bed or breakfast.

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Woman walking sausage dog.

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

As the snow swirled and thickened about him, Roland found himself in the center of the legendary and sometimes deadly whiteout.

Igloo pub called 'The Dog and Sledge'