Sausage Dog Fan Pillows

Hot dog warmer

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Can I have a look at the map?

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Silly sausages

'Is he sitting?'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Bed or breakfast.

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Woman walking sausage dog.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

Igloo pub called 'The Dog and Sledge'

"Darned Copycats!"

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

As the snow swirled and thickened about him, Roland found himself in the center of the legendary and sometimes deadly whiteout.