Sausage Dog Silliness Pillows

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

Dog begging for a sausage

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Silly sausages

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Bangers and Mash

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Hot dog warmer

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Wieners Sausages.

'Is he sitting?'

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

Bed or breakfast.

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

Woman walking sausage dog.

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

A trio of local sausages.