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'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Dog begging for a sausage

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Hot dog warmer

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Silly sausages

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Bangers and Mash

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Is he sitting?'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Bed or breakfast.

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

A trio of local sausages.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Woman walking sausage dog.

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director