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'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Dog begging for a sausage

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Hot dog warmer

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Bangers and Mash

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'Is he sitting?'

Bed or breakfast.

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Woman walking sausage dog.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"