Shaggy Dog Story Fan Gifts

'You just don't like shaggy dog stories, dod you?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

K9 Literati

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Scents and scentsibility"

K9 Litterati.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

A dog sits at her typwriter

"I came as soon as I heard."

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Owl and the Pussycat.

The First Day of Christmas

Having just been elected leader of the pack, Marty decided to tell the others the truth.

'Lazy,'

Extended Stay.

A flock of sheep's thoughts on their sheepdog.

'Looks like she's having a bad hare day.'

"I'm in hiding: I slobbered all over his "good pants" this morning at breakfast. Now, he's back upstairs changing, and running late for his big meeting..."

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

A marine adaptation of the tortoise and the hare: the porpoise and the frog.

'I won! I won!'