Shaggy Dog Story Fan Pillows

'You just don't like shaggy dog stories, dod you?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

K9 Literati

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

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"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

I know they told me not to bark

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

"Scents and scentsibility"

K9 Litterati.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

A dog sits at her typwriter

"I came as soon as I heard."

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

Owl and the Pussycat.

The First Day of Christmas

Having just been elected leader of the pack, Marty decided to tell the others the truth.

'Lazy,'

'I never thought I'd say this, but you're moving just a little too fast for me.'

Extended Stay.

A flock of sheep's thoughts on their sheepdog.

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

A marine adaptation of the tortoise and the hare: the porpoise and the frog.

'Now, we can't guarantee that this kind of brain surgery will change his disposition.'

'I won! I won!'

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