Dog Story Fans Pillows

'At least he didn't bite you.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Dog Bookends

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

And now bring the girls!

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'Shoulda bet on the underdogs!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

Dogma.

The First Day of Christmas

The Tortoise and the Hare

Owl and the Pussycat.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

Having just been elected leader of the pack, Marty decided to tell the others the truth.

'Lazy,'

A marine adaptation of the tortoise and the hare: the porpoise and the frog.

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

'He says he's come to view the property.'