Dog Story Fans Mugs

'At least he didn't bite you.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

I'm sure it's fake.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Dog Bookends

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

And now bring the girls!

'Shoulda bet on the underdogs!'

Owl and the Pussycat.

Dogma.

The First Day of Christmas

The Tortoise and the Hare

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

Having just been elected leader of the pack, Marty decided to tell the others the truth.

'Lazy,'

'I never thought I'd say this, but you're moving just a little too fast for me.'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

'I won! I won!'