Whacky Story Fan Pillows

Silence of the Chickens...

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

'I finally feel I've got job security.'

Teacher reading.

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

Werehouses.

The Neighbours from Hell....

'I guess we can rule out garlic pills to control your high blood pressure.'