Funny Story Fan Pillows

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

The Snooze Bar.

Beer Parasol.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

No, I don

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

tRUMp, Pirate President

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"Fish finder."

The bird feeder.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'