Funny Story Fan Mugs

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Fish finder."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'