Funny Tale Fan Pillows

Instantly, tongue knew he was in real trouble and that all his mom's warning, hither to ignore, were true.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"What the hell took so long?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Thomas Hardy

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Invisible clothes

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

Bathroom Fairy

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'