Shaggy Enthusiasts Pillows

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Hat Wars.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

They will too notice.

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'