Wag Enthusiast Pillows

The meaning of life.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Bashful in Nashville

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog Park Zoom

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Good boy

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Post Game Day Betting.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

"Surprise!"