Wig Enthusiasts Pillows

'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'

Bob always kept a spare key hidden under the rug.

Dog steals toupee.

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

'Ahhh...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Silly wig.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

A man taking a bow

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Dedication to excellence....

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Lady in a pretty dress

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Stephen Fry.

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'