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'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'

Bob always kept a spare key hidden under the rug.

Dog steals toupee.

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

'Ahhh...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Silly wig.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

A man taking a bow

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Dedication to excellence....

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Lady in a pretty dress

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Pig's Human Bank

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Stephen Fry.

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'