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Barnyard Stretch-Wigs.

'Oh. You wear a wig.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

A man taking a bow

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Time for bed, guys."

Lady in a pretty dress

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Chicken Road Crossing

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

Backdoor

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Hen Behaving Badly.

Airbus

Tonsure Toupee

Train Of Thought

"Wig or the wisp?"

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Cut A Rug

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

The five orders of periwigs

Go Back

'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!'