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Bald Eagle with a Wig

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Lady in a pretty dress

Edward Elgar.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Judge getting hair done.

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

A Head-Dress in 1777

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"Wig or the wisp?"

The five orders of periwigs

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Tonsure Toupee

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

'Perfect.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'