Wig Wearer Extraordinaire Gifts

Bald Eagle with a Wig

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

A man taking a bow

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Lady in a pretty dress

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Edward Elgar.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

Judge getting hair done.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

A Head-Dress in 1777

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

Tonsure Toupee

The five orders of periwigs

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

"I couldn't find my other wig."

Nice toupee, Dr. Kapuchnik. But … is it honest? At least a toupee is honest about its dishonesty, Al. Compared to what? A beret.