Wig Enthusiast Gifts

"Many women are more at ease with a female doctor. That's why I'm wearing the wig."

Got anything for horse hair?

'You've got nits, M'Lord.'

Brian fails a random rug test!

"I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it!"

'How much is the cute brown one in the window?'

'I'm having a bad hair day.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'...why pay a fortune...'

"...your wig falling into the shredder does not constitute an industrial accident."

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

'Fred! You're a Bald Eagle! Accept it and get rid of that stupid wig!'

'According to the tests, you're allergic to your toupee.'

My Rug Hell

"I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it!"

Barry was Bald and He suffered from a Split Personality Disorder

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

'Nobody likes to wear wigs and tight pants more than me. however, when I said the company was 'rocked' by scandal...'

'Psst! It's the invisible man. Try not to stare at his new hair piece.'

'Hair' Apparent?

'You can see she's wearing a wig. It's a good one you'd never notice...'

Gracie places a wig in a glass case in case of emergency.

"Yeah, it's a wig. I got sick of being bald."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

'Where on earth did you get THAT hairpiece???'

"No, I don't think your new wig makes you look ugly."

"I couldn't find my other wig."

A man sits on a street corner with a toupee in front of him."

'Hold it! Wrong wig!'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."