Wig Aficionado Gifts

Early Toupees

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

Birdwatcher gets wig pecked off his head.

Tonsure Toupee

"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Ok - what makes you so sure that it's a wig??"

'Why couldn't you just have dandruff like everyone else?'

Budget Toupee

A troup� of toup�s

'How long have you had that toupee?'

The five orders of periwigs

Barnyard wigs.

Casual Friday at HAIRCLUB FOR MEN.

'Write down where you bought your hairpiece.'

Wig Wam.

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

"Takes years of me..."

Lady in 'calash' head-dress, 1780

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Back to school.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"That's our new church mascot."