Wig Aficionado Pillows

Early Toupees

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

Birdwatcher gets wig pecked off his head.

Tonsure Toupee

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Ok - what makes you so sure that it's a wig??"

'Why couldn't you just have dandruff like everyone else?'

Budget Toupee

A troup� of toup�s

'How long have you had that toupee?'

The five orders of periwigs

Barnyard wigs.

Casual Friday at HAIRCLUB FOR MEN.

'Write down where you bought your hairpiece.'

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

"Takes years of me..."

Lady in 'calash' head-dress, 1780

'If only every year was an election year.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"That's our new church mascot."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Roads with a view.