Wink Aficionado Pillows

I met a girl last night. It went well. Do tell. We saw each other through a crowd. I winked at her. She winked back. If all goes well, we may get to second base tonight. Second base? We may exchange smiley emoticons instead of just hitting "wink." Are you sure you're ready for that?

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"...until death do you a favor."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

"No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Batman - Face ID

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Spring Cleaning

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Counsel's Opinion.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'