Wink Expert Pillows

In the Guru District

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

Second aid

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Creator's Block

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

Bird watching in Bolivia

"What would you serve with toast?"

A Good Year.

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"I couldn't find my other wig."

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

'Perfect.'

"When I called you an idiot I meant it in the nicest possible way."

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

'I'll bet it's a wig.'