Wink Enthusiast Pillows

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"Tiddley Wink"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

The circus diver.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

So, do you have any hidden talents?

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

River Source

Doug Kenney

Machine

You know I can't do the twist.

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Peg Party.