Inked Enthusiast Pillows

'Uh-huh...yep, got that. '27 lock street, around 8:30.''

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Penny

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

The Smell of Fear

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Trees tattoo

The Coffee Tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.