Ink Aficionados Pillows

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

Tattoos & super powers removed

'OK, OK, quit rushing me.'

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'I distinctly asked for LOVE and HATE!'

A pig in a Tattoo parlour getting a 'coin slot' tattoo.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Shakespeare in the clink

Whiskey wars

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Rabbit Punch