Ink Lovers Pillows

'You'd better stop there, my council funding's just been cut.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I'm an atheist!'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

The Coffee Tattoo

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

"I'm addicted to water."

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Trees tattoo

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Giant Birthday Cake

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"