Ink Admirer Pillows

Front and back tattoos.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Where Indian ink came from.

If nobody had invented graphics

Swiss army knife

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Car joust.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Snow is falling...

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Red hot little combo

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

The Coffee Tattoo

Pizza at the Round Table

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'