Inking Enthusiast Pillows

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Fountain pen'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Penny

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Shakespeare in the clink

Baking

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Rabbit Punch

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"