Inking Enthusiast Gifts

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Fountain pen'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Where Indian ink came from.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'The King of what?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Penny

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Shakespeare in the clink

Baking

Whiskey wars

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Rabbit Punch

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."