Ink Enthusiasts Gifts

Cow having a tattoo.

"This Gutenberg contraption is going to change everything."

'We're rich beyond our wildest dreams. We've struck printer ink!'

'How may I hurt you?'

A son with a mom tattoo and a mom with a son tattoo

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

"I wanted something I could still appreciate at fifty."

'Sorry...power surge.'

'We'll make an incision just above 'I love Mum' and to the right of 'Kill the Pigs'!'

Mission: Tattoo Reading Today.

"And here's a man who needs to introduction. . . his tattoos say it all."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Penny

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'