Ink Lover Gifts

9 To 5 Tattoo.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"How may I hurt you?"

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

'It hurts between 'Mom' and the 'devil's head'.'

'Man, I told you this wasn't gonna work!'

'Between the skull with the dagger through it and the dragon? Looks like a toll-free number for a mutual fund. You must have gotten really toasted last night, Lenny.'

'I want you to put 'we need to talk' where he can't possibly ignore it!'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"I've been thinking...maybe I should get a tattoo."

Environmentalist

"If your boyfriend is so special, why is his name tattooed on the back of your neck where you can't see it?"

"By law, we have to show you what your tattoo will look like in 40 years."

"I've just followed you on Inked-In."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Sea Link, Seal Ink

"I love being a non conformist."

I've got half a mind to get one.

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

'It's a military tattoo!'

'No kidding, man, you need to do something about your self-esteem...'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Writer of drama'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

Man getting a 'Her indoors' tattoo

Tattoo Shop: Brains left outside.

This will never work. Our tattoos don't match.

"For some reason, it looked way better on instagram."

Where Indian ink came from.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'