Rink Lover Gifts

'With global warming, good ice is getting hard to find.'

A Good Batch.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

The Snarky District

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

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'I'm an atheist!'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Whiskey wars