Cool Drink Lover Gifts

Try and stay cool, Y'all

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

Whiskey wars

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Rabbit Punch

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Join me in a beer?

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Sharing Drinks.

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell