Hot Drink Lover Gifts

"I can't talk now. I've only got 2 minutes when my coffee is past scalding hot but not yet tepid."

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"

Coffee Morning

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'I'm an atheist!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"They know me here."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Join me in a beer?

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

Tea Snob.

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'002' - A discussion about 007.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans