Hot Drink Enthusiasts Gifts

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Tea of Love

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Rabbit Punch

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Tea Snob.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

Le Chocolat!

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'