Hot Drink Enthusiasts Pillows

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Tea of Love

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

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"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Rabbit Punch

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Tea Snob.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

Le Chocolat!

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'