Hot Drink Enthusiast Pillows

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

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"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Tea Snob.

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'