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'Coffee. Milk.'

Tea Snob.

'The doctor allows Sam only one cup of coffee a day.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Tea of Love

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

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'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

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"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

Le Chocolat!

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'