Hot Beverage Enthusiast Gifts

'Coffee. Milk.'

Tea Snob.

'The doctor allows Sam only one cup of coffee a day.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Tea of Love

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

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Rabbit Punch

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

Le Chocolat!

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Don't forget your thermos.'