Hot Drink Aficionados Gifts

'Don't forget your thermos.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Tea of Love

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'I'm an atheist!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Tea Snob.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

Le Chocolat!

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."