Hot Drink Aficionados Gifts

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Tea of Love

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm an atheist!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Tea Snob.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

Le Chocolat!

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."