Connoisseur Of Hot Beverages Gifts

'To be honest, I don't want the money for a hot cup of tea. I'm more a skinny vanilla latte kind of guy.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I love this time of day."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Scotch and water musick."

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.