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'To be honest, I don't want the money for a hot cup of tea. I'm more a skinny vanilla latte kind of guy.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I love this time of day."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress