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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.